I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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