There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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