Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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