the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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