i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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