i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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