idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize