I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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