It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
i think i just lost a toe
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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