Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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