Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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