i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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