You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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