I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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