The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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