i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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