I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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