I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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