I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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