I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
The cops high fived after they tackled you
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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