I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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