..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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