Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Dick very happy bro
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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