Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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