a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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