how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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