Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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