She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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