i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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