but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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