I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
