I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
No more Irish car bombs ever.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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