I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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