No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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