bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
If I die, sorry about rent.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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