You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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