shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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