I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Come see our sink grown plant.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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