Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
kristin has been a bad kristin
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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