How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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