im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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