We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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