Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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