Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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