he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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