Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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