Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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