Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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