i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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