I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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