Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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