It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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