It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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