See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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