This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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